Roadtrip Hysterics

Leave the doom and gloom for the weather

We have jokes to tell!

You guessed right, here are some jokes I just could not keep to myself about constipation and poop for you to share with your friends, family and those other people you will see between now and 2023.

So, ready for a poop joke? No?  You're right - they stink!  See what I did there?  That one was an extra one for you!

Here we go:

Which part of a trilogy is always a stinker?

The turd part.

What was the Supreme Court ruling on constipation?

It’s unconstitutional.

What did the poop say to the fart?

You blow me away.

I like toilets for two reasons.

Number 1 and number 2.

I told my doctor I was getting really stressed about my chronic constipation.

He prescribed me a relaxative.

Hope you got a little chuckle from some of these.

Happy Holidays and a BIG thanks to you from Prunies®!!

Can’t get enough?  Here are some places you can find more silly stuff:

Healthline has some great constipation memes https://www.healthline.com/health/chronic-constipation/memes#Me-after-finally-going

Scary Mommy https://www.scarymommy.com/poop-jokes/